Lala, more crack highschool!AU. *hand wavy* some details are based on actual facts about Roberto and Joe, some aren't.

Disclaimer: Any events, names, and or places are entirely coincidental. Everything is entirely fiction. No harm, or offense intended.
Warnings: Uh ... crack pairings?

This is the Longest Kiss; 2/2Joe Thornton (San Jose Sharks)/ ( Read more... )

Okay, so have some seriously cracked out, highschool!AU, because I have clearly lost my mind. And, yeah, the next part is nearly halfway done, so it shouldn't be too long before it's posted. *headdesk* Er, yeah, just go with the assumption 'everyone's into guys', because *hand-wavy* it's much funner, and easier that way ( Read more... )

Okay, fsjnkdfsv here's some absolutely shameless Joe Thornton/Roberto Luongo porn. *facepalm* This took me, literally, forever. This fic like ate my soul. *tears at hair and pleads* I JUST ... I GIVE UP ... I CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN IT ANYMORE. I JUST. God, I hope rokimova is happy with herself, since it's her fault I went here to begin with.

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For belial who wanted Lu comforting a distressed Corey Crawford. It's a bit outdated seeing as how we beat the Blackhawks about a month ago, but meh ... I'm sure the porn will make up for it.

Disclaimer: All fake. Title from lyrics in the Natalia Kills song Mirror.

Don't Pull the Trigger Just YetRoberto Luongo/Corey Crawford; Vancouver Canucks/ ( Read more... )

So, no-one writes Cory Schneider, and I made it my quest to try and rectify that. Sorry, pexylexy, no Kes/Juice yet, but hopefully Cory, Lu, biting, mild bondage and dirty talk makes up for it y/y?

Title from a She Wants Revenge song.

These Things
Cory Schneider/Roberto Luongo; Vancouver Canucks; NC-17
Roberto's feeling pretty low after the trouncing ( Read more... )